considering the doll dave says you use, ventriloquism is creepy as hell! and, sure, making money is pretty cool, but...

your ventriloquist doll and weird puppet porn definitely shows that you are the coolest. for real, i have never met...

oh, yeah, sure. i totally believe that you aren’t old enough to be a dad. definitely believing it! this is pure belief...

smuppet eyes will forever pierce my soul and scar my mind. they’re pretty creepy, man. oh mr. strider, i’m swooning...

we’ll see about that, i guess! if you ever end up showing me your hair, anyway. don’t make me bring out the gif of me...

it’s true that mullets haven’t ever been “totally sweet,” but nic cage manages it. that’s why i say he’s got fantastic...

i’ve never seen your hair, but i have my doubts that you could grow a totally sweet mullet like nic did for con air. it...

wow, rude! nic cage’s hair is beautiful, and if you say otherwise you are wrong.

nope, nic cage is a perfect human being in every way. did you try that hair test thing from my first post? just look at...

dave says i’m “into” nic cage like i have a crush on him, doesn’t he? he’s wrong about that, trust me. he’s just a...

you’re dave’s brother, right? and of course my first post goes to nic cage’s glorious hair, i couldn’t imagine it any...

i am so disappointed in myself. i only got 8/10. i missed the valley gurl and the kaufro. i think i’m gonna have to...